Sunday, October 7, 2007

Pamela Anderson weds Rick Salomon in Las Vegas Remix

Last month, Pamela Anderson had hinted about a new man in her life while appearing on The Ellen DeGeneres Show: "I paid off a poker debt with sexual favours, and I fell in love. It's so romantic. It's romance."

If anything says romance to me, its sleeping off a debt. I guess it helps if you are a hot blonde.

And only in Las Vegas can Pamela Anderson, star of the Tommy Lee sex tape, wed Rick Salomon, the star of the Paris Hilton sex tape. If it happens in Vegas, PLEASE let it stay in Vegas. We all know a tape is coming soon, we just don't know when. We can only hope the quality is better than the content. Maybe we'll get the Elvis remix of "A Little More Conversation, A Little More Action" as the intro, and at the end, "Viva Las Vegas." Either way, I'm not watching it.

According to media reports, Anderson wed Salomon at the Mirage Hotel and Casino. The nuptials took place between her shows at Planet Hollywood in "Hans Klok's The Beauty of Magic". Planet Hollywood supplied the newlyweds with a pink four tiered wedding cake.

Anderson reportedly wore a white denim Valentino dress, Salomon wore a black tux and a "beanie". I think they might be referring to a yarmulke.

Toby McGuire was on the guest list, as were her sons and family. Where were Paris and Tommy Lee? Could they be the next couple to hook up?

Does it get any weirder than this coupling? Lets hope the third time is the charm for Pam.

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